Turning caffeine and Pentium dreams into code since the dial-up era

• 📚 Currently learning: C and why my fans sound like a jet engine
• 🤝 Open to collaborate on: Literally anything that doesn't require a permission slip from Dad™
• 📱 Reach me: @goswami_rushikesh on Instagram (or just wait for my repos to go viral)
• 🎭 Pronouns: He/Him (no runtime errors here)
• ⚡ Flex: Built a full game on a Pentium Gen 2 laptop 🚀 (Most repos too. Yes, really.)
• 🐧 OS: Used linux before pewdipie made it popular (it couldnt run anything above windows vista quite frankly)

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│  SKILL LEVEL: SmartKid                                  │
│  HARDWARE: Vintage™                                     │
│  DETERMINATION: Unreasonable                            │
│  BUG FIXES: Yes                                         │
│  EXCUSES: i have pentium                                │
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The Krazy Guarantee:

• ✨ Your code will run on any machine (because mine runs on a potato)
• 🎯 Performance optimization is my middle name (it's not, but should be)
• 🔧 I debug by vibes and perseverance (and Stack Overflow, let's be honest)
• 🚀 I proved that constraints ≠ limitations; they're just speedruns in disguise

"They said it's impossible to build on a Pentium Gen 2. I said hold my coffee energy drink."

I'm a firm believer that:

• Upgrading hardware is temporary fix and optimization is the Permanant
• Every constraint is a creativity unlock
• If it works on my laptop, it works everywhere (thermodynamically impossible, but aesthetically pleasing)
• Bugs aren't features—they're alternative solutions™

🎮 Game Dev - Because AAA studios use my laptop's specs as a joke
🛠️ Weird Projects - If it makes me think that why it looks good I'll commit it
📖 Open Source - Sharing the chaos, one commit at a time
🤯 Proof of Concept - That your excuses aren't as valid as mine

• Physics simulations that don't require RTX 4090
• Making the internet work with 1024MiB of RAM (still possible, right?)
• Writing the most optimized code humanly possible (or inhumanly, standards aren't real)
• Proving that Laws of thermodynamics don't apply to me

Got a wild idea? A cursed project? Need someone to roast your code with love?

I'm in.

Let's build something that'll either change the world or make a hilarious GitHub trending page post. Either way, it'll run on my Pentium.

"Money can't buy Happiness? Just get an Pentium you will get it" — Me, probably