- 🐹 Writes Go because speed = happiness
- 🧪 Breaks Kubernetes so you don’t have to
- 🧘 Configures Neovim for 3 hours to code for 10 minutes
- 🧵 Lives in a terminal like it’s 1999
- 🤖 Uses AI as a sidekick, not a replacement
- 🧉 Powered by caffeine, chaos, and
:wq
- Go — concurrency is my love language
- Neovim — modal suffering, but make it fun
- Kubernetes — the cloud but harder
- Linux — btw I use it
- Containers — ship it, yeet it, run it
- 🛠 Building tools nobody asked for
- 🧠 Teaching AI to understand my chaotic coding style
- 🌀 Making Kubernetes do things it probably shouldn’t
- 🐉 Summoning Neovim configs from the void
- Refactors code he wrote yesterday because “who wrote this garbage”
- Has more unfinished side projects than stars in the sky
- Terminal theme changes more often than his sleep schedule
- Believes
rm -rfbuilds character