Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-1164 (?)
- SCP-1164 is a seemingly ordinary concrete paving slab that can transfer its strange properties to other large pieces of stone or concrete nearby. If a person or their clothing touches it, they become stuck and are slowly pulled into the slab, unable to feel the parts of their body that have been absorbed. As this happens, four male faces emerge from the slab's surface and echo anything the person says, singing it like a barbershop quartet. Once a person is fully absorbed, the faces either rotate or one face changes to resemble the absorbed person if they were male, then all faces disappear.
- Jean-Marie Loret (?)
- Jean-Marie Loret was a French railway worker who claimed to be the illegitimate son of Adolf Hitler. Born in 1918, Loret stated that his mother, Charlotte Lobjoie, revealed this to him in 1948, explaining that his father was an "unknown German soldier" she met during World War I. While German historian Werner Maser supported Loret's claim, which gained public attention in 1977 and led to Loret's autobiography "Ton père s'appelait Hitler," subsequent historical analysis and DNA investigations have proven the claim to be false.